awesomephilia:

kentuckydarby:

She looks so surprised at what happened

what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?

I love how she goes to eat an imaginary cupcake afterwards.

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

casperdoodle:

why did i make this, Im gomen.

cyansleuth:

oh my god

plantkitten:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

niggayougay:

MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

solluxforpresident:

this picture pretty accurately describes me

manaphy:

i always say i wanna date someone but if someone ever were to actually ask me out i would probably just

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

• Sins

Things that I don’t write:

• Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

• Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

• A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

• This Place